Honestly “subscribe for more garbage” is what made me subscribe in the first place

Gus actually looking upstanding

I thought the end would be: oh the lens cap was on. But that doesn't make any sense since it was recording all this while. But I bet they thought of this before the display was turned off thing.

The only cards I must have in my deck are the Marron cards. We stan the goodest boi

Prematurely likes because I know it’ll be good Edit: it was good.

0:45 best moment

I wore a jacket while watching even though im immune to cold for some reason

Kick in the balls is a great ice breaker.

needed them fake leaves in the background

Jeez man, like...it's just a bad show, ya know? Too political. 🙄🙄🙄✌

I don’t remember the earrape part being actual earrape my fricking ears

He’s gotta golden knife, who do u know that has a golden knife😂😂😂

I'm addicted to this video

''Lets can you do these make some pizza rolls?''

MICHAEL!

I can't believe how much anxiety covid has given me seeing Gus talk that close to Sven's face

guava juice fell off around 2016

Proud of you Gus

This legitimately and unironically makes me want to buy a Nerf gun.

2:33 looks like the Jules and Vincent shot

G U N

BRUUUUHHH❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂

Instructions unclear accidentally made a M&M review

I have bought salt Sometimes people buy salt from me

So I got robbed. Blows. Good thing he didn't take the gorilla suit.

Why Tyler why??

Accuracy 100%

dad: *doing some task on his own* me: mom: "you should ask dad if he wants you to help him me: "dad do you need any help?" dad: "nah" me: *walks away* mom: "why aren't you helping him?" me: "he said he didn't need my help mom: "but you should help him"

Gus could really kill it in Hollywood. He's too good for Hollywood, but he could. He'd be right up there with Adam Sandler.

Old people: you will get finger pain

"No more, Mr. Knife Guyy, no more, sharpeni-hi-hi-hiing"

Clearly the whole point of the video was to flex on how they could afford to rent a whole movie theater for the sketch. How they got the funding for it, lll never know *looks at Guava’s millions of views per video* Yeah, I really don’t get it....

Your baby has been deliverd.

Billy "Ackerman" , I see

jack is that you?

Sheesh

Hai

We got 15 likes!

coronasino

You got it mixed up. it’s fedex

I’ve never seen an Olympics audition tape but this looks like one

He is approaching 666 videos. Uh oh

"step dad bought me a ukulele" super underrated line

Why does Gus look like Jamie from Mythbusters in this video

Don't make physical contact. Boom, just blew your mind.

Herald, what’s that. HUHHUAA ITSA- uh itsa keyboard uncle green.

My companion, tails, likes your content gus

COLD GREASY BITCH 😭

Before I post this comment there are 911 comments.

"Hagrid's transgender." Hoo boy, hindsight is such a bitch...

Seems legit

yo tengo 🥶😭😭🤡🤡👄👄👹🥵😎😝😝🤤🥵🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽👹😎🤤🤤

Autistic Indiana

I remember crayon's My great grampa got killed by crayon's now I kill crayon's

0:18 you can see the cameraman in the mirror, absolutely unacceptable. REDO RE- RECORD. SCRAP THE. ENTIRE. PRODUCTION. AHHHHH

Dr Phil's questions in a nutshell: When you were brutally bashing your mother's brains, out how long between each thump until you hit her the second time? When you clobbered your mother did she make a Roblox OOF noise? Did the murdering wake your neighbors up? Have you ever heard of Ted Cruz? How long until the cops were called? I'm friends with Ted Cruz he's a great guy. What, in your opinion was the alotted time for your window of opportunity to commit the crime and successfully escape? Say I wanted to beat the shit out of my wife with a brass cowboy belt buckle, in comparison who in your opinion would be more likely to have been able to flee the scene before getting caught, me or you?

The 3/5ths joke was so dark

“Gun”

This should be renamed to Mom's common sense in horror movies

I would like an actual produced version of going through motions. It'd be pretty great.

At first I was like, "why is he using cardboard other then a real shovel?" and then I saw the ending lol

“God, CATCH!”

Damn this video has 6.9 million views and 6.9 thousand comments at the time I viewed it

Did you guys notice the crayons?

I love the gunshot at 3:18

"Quote it in the comments for me" is the most Reddit thing ever

Don't eat the bad marijuanas or else you have to fix the sink with Dad

Don't eat that bad marijuanas or else you'll see demons

When it's the wrong side cause the one side is already broke

stems are edible I eat them all the time

Actually where I live the usps is rather good with their packages

Thank you Gus Johnson for representing us Seth's. Sorry about my butt and penis.

It's uncanny how right this is

Jumanji

Im the shorts and hoodie in any kind of weather person

I sent this to my mom lmao

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i like the peaceful music at the end

;3

Bro that how guns are in games seriously! 😂🔫