when god told noah to build an ark

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Gus Johnson

Pred 7 meseci

this really happened
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ok so in this video god is on the roof i mean he is in heaven and he is tryin to pretty much get noah and his wife naamah which is a real dumb name
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Gus Johnson
Gus Johnson Pred 7 meseci
if you or a loved one has been sprayed by god with the hose please follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets so we can talk about it
Nova Prospekt Shotgunner
Nova Prospekt Shotgunner Pred 2 meseci
k
McKenzie DeLong
McKenzie DeLong Pred 3 meseci
yes this is the content i'm here for 10/10 will be back again
Sam the ham does things
Sam the ham does things Pred 4 meseci
I’m offended by this...by a lot
Boco Corwin
Boco Corwin Pred 4 meseci
@Bigboy34 bye
Bigboy34
Bigboy34 Pred 4 meseci
LEARN ABOUT GOD
Tim Burlingame
Tim Burlingame Pred 16 urami
I love his mom so much!
ohmybreadsticks
ohmybreadsticks Pred dnevom
if there is a god I think this is actually what it's like. just some random immortal person who got birthed just like everyone else but with superpowers but still confined by universe rules
Emma L
Emma L Pred dnevom
Goed is hiding
Rei Marrese
Rei Marrese Pred 2 dnevi
Despite the silly humor, the summer feeling of this video makes me happy :)
Marcela Santos
Marcela Santos Pred 2 dnevi
I love how the mom corrects them haha
shark bite
shark bite Pred 2 dnevi
Mom is spitting facts
Adam Whitney
Adam Whitney Pred 3 dnevi
was god supposed to look like our lord and savior Gaben?
Gabriel Klein
Gabriel Klein Pred 3 dnevi
People don't do this is blasphemy
Gabriel Enrique Rueda Acevedo
Gabriel Enrique Rueda Acevedo Pred 2 dnevi
I could not care less honestly. God forgave all our sins, didn't he? You just have to provide your local pastor with gossips and you will be fine
Depressy Impressy Repressy
Depressy Impressy Repressy Pred 6 dnevi
"I'm God. What the hell?"
Coastaku
Coastaku Pred 7 dnevi
You know, the whole Noah's Ark thing just makes the Bible seem even more like a fairy tale
Sedrick Frey Iñigo
Sedrick Frey Iñigo Pred 9 dnevi
So i dont know if the mom was acting or they are just like that as a family
Ryan Kearney
Ryan Kearney Pred 10 dnevi
"Wait, y'mean for 40 days we're supposed to ride on the animal-sex bug boat?" 😅 Also "they were too bitey so we had to make em....dumb"
sadMod
sadMod Pred 11 dnevi
"My boss isn't gonna be happy with this..."
Dylan Jeninga
Dylan Jeninga Pred 11 dnevi
Kinda funny that, if you read the older Mesopotamian versions of the flood story that the Noah story is based on, almost all of the gods absolutely did not intend to tell humanity about the flood except Enki, who thought it was uncool
Buffy Summers
Buffy Summers Pred 12 dnevi
How come I never ever noticed that blonde Sven is in this video twice?
TheAmusingOddities
TheAmusingOddities Pred 14 dnevi
It's very Unfortunate that there are so many people who believe that the story of noah's flood was real despite all scientific and historical evidence shows lmao theist use faith as justification for anything without actual demonstratable evidence lol
ItsKhynePlays
ItsKhynePlays Pred 17 dnevi
This is the bible but modernized edition...
C7 Miller
C7 Miller Pred 17 dnevi
"that's a low bar God".... Isn't that the truth..
Sophia B
Sophia B Pred 19 dnevi
The dark clouds rolling in behind God really makes this skit
Celestial Salamander
Celestial Salamander Pred 20 dnevi
funniest bit is where his mum interrupts.
Halfbeard Jones
Halfbeard Jones Pred 21 dnevom
They say God is in the rain God: hey check it out I’m peeing!!!
Jay1
Jay1 Pred 22 dnevi
Im starting to believe the bible is just a really good story that was only popular because people had no other form of entertainment
Jake Stevens
Jake Stevens Pred 23 dnevi
I wish yous were my family ...I’m an orphan
8bit Gnome
8bit Gnome Pred 23 dnevi
Your mom is a nice lady.
SailorSerenitySaturn
SailorSerenitySaturn Pred 23 dnevi
The little dog is so cute 😭
Dum crap with Friends
Dum crap with Friends Pred 24 dnevi
Hi
Josiah
Josiah Pred mesecem
The fact that his mom was probably told to do that is funny
Benjamin Shrauder
Benjamin Shrauder Pred mesecem
Yo Gus can I have your mom’s number?
Cj Shannae
Cj Shannae Pred mesecem
Lol
Arcanine-Espeon
Arcanine-Espeon Pred mesecem
The best thing here is that I genuinely have no idea if the mom's stuff is scripted or not and I don't know which is funnier.
Tyjon Waller
Tyjon Waller Pred mesecem
Nick ger
j money
j money Pred mesecem
"THEY WERE TOO BITEY SO WE HAD TO MAKE THEM DUMB"
j money
j money Pred mesecem
"OH SHUT UP MOM GET OUTTA HERE STAY IN THE HOUSE" LMAO
Lofty Smalls
Lofty Smalls Pred mesecem
"God pee on my Mom!" Toilet humor gets me man.
Michael Daniel Paisley Henderson
Michael Daniel Paisley Henderson Pred mesecem
“They were too bitey, so we had to make them... dumb.” Was delivered perfectly! Well done, Noah.
Darth Besork
Darth Besork Pred mesecem
I can't tell if the mom complaining is real or not
noodlemations
noodlemations Pred mesecem
Mum is gods boss
chihuahua bently
chihuahua bently Pred mesecem
Awww your mom’s such a good sport 🤣
Capybqra
Capybqra Pred mesecem
E
Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan Pred mesecem
👁️-_-👁️
Michael Benoit
Michael Benoit Pred mesecem
The God in the tittle needs to be capitalized.
Ivringgg
Ivringgg Pred mesecem
so what? why does it matter?
Late
Late Pred mesecem
So should Noah but who cares, it just adds to the comedy that they're not
Michael Daniel Paisley Henderson
Michael Daniel Paisley Henderson Pred mesecem
“Animal sex bug boat” I think I’m converting... lol
That One Kid Across The Street
That One Kid Across The Street Pred mesecem
This is basically a Monty python sketch lol
John gobble
John gobble Pred mesecem
it makes sense that he’s referencing movies from the future seeing as he’s omniscient
Spencer Irwin
Spencer Irwin Pred mesecem
0:36 Anyone else find it funny that GOD said “what the hell”
The Estonian Soldier
The Estonian Soldier Pred mesecem
noahs ark isnt in turkey it is lies the ark was used to build buildings after the flood
Late
Late Pred 29 dnevi
@UnicornHunter MC Ok, you just lost all your credibility, if you even had any to begin with. The Bible doesn't prove shit, because it's a collection of self-contrafictions as well as scientific and historic absurdities. You might as well try proving magic with Harry Potter books.
UnicornHunter MC
UnicornHunter MC Pred 29 dnevi
@Late The bible...
Late
Late Pred 29 dnevi
@UnicornHunter MC There is no evidence for a global flood. If you have some, please let me know.
UnicornHunter MC
UnicornHunter MC Pred 29 dnevi
@Late Umm...idk man, the evidence is there.
I have a very small pp, but
I have a very small pp, but Pred mesecem
@Late He's talking about what happened in the bible, its like correcting someone when they say that Batman got his powers by getting bitten by a radioactive spider.😅
Frank
Frank Pred mesecem
Fun thing is that when he's talking about the flood and the rain the sky is getting darker
John Wehrle
John Wehrle Pred mesecem
This is almost as good as veggie tales
Nathan de Assis
Nathan de Assis Pred mesecem
God is a paid actor.
FancyButterPotato
FancyButterPotato Pred mesecem
This is fake. The car in the background is a paid actor.
just a human with a mask
just a human with a mask Pred mesecem
Mom: The manga was better.
Ethala
Ethala Pred mesecem
"they were too bitey so we made them bumb"
esterminator2000 :v
esterminator2000 :v Pred mesecem
God is a lovely person, sometimes
Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks Pred mesecem
This is not good at all because they are call me a human God
Saskai Uchiha
Saskai Uchiha Pred mesecem
I never knew that god says wth 🤦‍♀️
El Colossal Titan
El Colossal Titan Pred mesecem
He looks kinda like Zeke Yeager when he wears the beard
Corbin Loskill
Corbin Loskill Pred mesecem
Its napoleon dynamite
Korbyn Barber
Korbyn Barber Pred mesecem
I love the part where the dog is just sitting there like let me back in beeeeddaaaaa 😫
Zyrus Vito
Zyrus Vito Pred mesecem
Yeah man why tf did they turn wolves so lame?
zucchini guy
zucchini guy Pred mesecem
“they were too bitey, so we had to make them... dumb.”
James
James Pred mesecem
Oh shut up mom -belt has entered the chat
Joelybean
Joelybean Pred mesecem
that sprinkler looks like it feels so good
iamnobody
iamnobody Pred mesecem
DOG not made by god its was a wolf man made because of a puece of meat its now sleeps with their makers
FuriousEt1
FuriousEt1 Pred mesecem
That dog looks so high and chill😂
Balls Ninja
Balls Ninja Pred mesecem
You should of had the dude playing god spray you guys with the hose the entire time. That would of been hilarious
Bryan Wells
Bryan Wells Pred mesecem
I hope he doesn't treat his mom like that all the time
burning Mexican Kabutops
burning Mexican Kabutops Pred mesecem
She's part of the skit don't worry
Frosty
Frosty Pred 2 meseci
they wete to bitey so we had to ... i made em dum
Bowl Man
Bowl Man Pred 2 meseci
"God peed on my mom" -Gus Johnson July 14, 2020
xatr lmao
xatr lmao Pred 2 meseci
Please make more videos with the dog. Please. It’s so adorable
Oca
Oca Pred 2 meseci
water go PPPPSSSSSHHHHH
BruhAnt
BruhAnt Pred 2 meseci
omg
nuclearpasta
nuclearpasta Pred 2 meseci
3:30
Schmeef Schmoop
Schmeef Schmoop Pred 2 meseci
I found out God actually forgot about noah and as a result it was flooded for like... A year
xxnobk
xxnobk Pred 2 meseci
It's part of the video
Yulrik Ōbal
Yulrik Ōbal Pred 2 meseci
as someone who reads the bible, I can confirm that this is exactly how it happened.
Cammy Seitz
Cammy Seitz Pred 2 meseci
“I figured, I’m God, what the hell?”
Jade Laurel
Jade Laurel Pred 2 meseci
There's a theory that dogs came from wolves with Williams Syndrome. The ancestors of wolves that still exist today did not. Williams Syndrome is a genetic developmental disorder that causes intellectual disabilities, learning problems, distinctive facial features, and an overabundance of joy and friendliness. Idk if it's true, what the frequency of Williams Syndrome in wolf populations is, and all the details that would go into proving it. Though I do know that the dogs Native Americans had were nothing like the imported dogs of today, but they're fully wiped out, though a piece of one survives to this day in the form of a tumor that can grow in the imported dogs, interestingly enough (I encourage you to look it up). I just like the theory. "The wolves were too bitey so we made them stupid" line made me think of it. Maybe it was only the cognitively impaired and overly friendly wolves who wanted to be our friends lol.
Lego Lax
Lego Lax Pred 2 meseci
god's boss is mega-god
Nolan Riley
Nolan Riley Pred 2 meseci
That water bill 📈📈📈
anonymous 007
anonymous 007 Pred 2 meseci
Whoever shows this video to his christian grandma, he's dead😂😂
Ambreka Lynch
Ambreka Lynch Pred 2 meseci
Just stumble on the channel and my atheist ex jew what the fuck is religion ass loves it
jub
jub Pred 2 meseci
I think we need a johnson cover of the whole bible
Randomites
Randomites Pred 2 meseci
This is what they show on fridays at catholic school
yMovin
yMovin Pred 2 meseci
“I figured I’m god what the hell”😅
Luana Santos
Luana Santos Pred 2 meseci
you made wolfs lame
Linnea Wongseeda Svensson
Linnea Wongseeda Svensson Pred 2 meseci
Mom literally just broke the fourth wall
Brady Thompson
Brady Thompson Pred 2 meseci
Drown her!!!!!!
Fraser142
Fraser142 Pred 2 meseci
gus's mum straight up wanting some clout too :)
susan boyle
susan boyle Pred 2 meseci
Noah was based of off Evan almighty
ceci
ceci Pred 2 meseci
god irl: "if i'm being quite frank with you...."
Brother Dave
Brother Dave Pred 2 meseci
you will give account for this
Bob Smith
Bob Smith Pred 2 meseci
at least hes not an atheist
Late
Late Pred mesecem
How do you know?
mazzmarymaria
mazzmarymaria Pred 2 meseci
Is this really how they talk to their mother?
Blehm _
Blehm _ Pred mesecem
No watch the boogerwall trial they’re better there
Mrs. NoMi Murray
Mrs. NoMi Murray Pred 2 meseci
Wolves: Too bitey
Karl Wheeler
Karl Wheeler Pred 2 meseci
I like how according to God it's been raining for two weeks yet Noah is all surprised that he's feeling wet at the beginning.
Claire Sullivan
Claire Sullivan Pred 2 meseci
y'all better be nice to your mama
The Enclave
The Enclave Pred 2 meseci
God got pissed at everyone so he drowned them all
Noah W
Noah W Pred 2 meseci
Can't believe he tried to drown me
Pika_link49
Pika_link49 Pred 2 meseci
Imagine if the mom thing was some kind of elaborate reference
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