who wrote these bad small town waterpark reviews?

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Gus Johnson

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this is a video about small town waterparks. i found some google reviews on the internet. then me and my friend read them and made a video about them. and then i put THAT on the internet.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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Gus Johnson
Gus Johnson Pred mesecem
c'mon guys let's start our OWN waterpark. if you want to swim, follow me on twitch.tv/gusjohnson.
CynicalBastardChild649
CynicalBastardChild649 Pred 14 dnevi
I own a water park; it's called Valley of the Dead, and you can find in Michigan only. I've been sued by over 2,000 people for injuries, and water quality but haven't lost a civil case yet!
yournightmarepro 666
yournightmarepro 666 Pred mesecem
Leaving a review is not weird
nodnod winkwink
nodnod winkwink Pred mesecem
Move your review screenshots up the frame, it's too low down. 1 star.
Smo Cloud
Smo Cloud Pred mesecem
gus. you are a tryhard. and I appreciate it.
McRejeOst
McRejeOst Pred mesecem
Heya Gus, your link in the description doesn't work. Thought you'd want to know
2dthoughts
2dthoughts Pred uro
Was it a megaphone or those cone things cheerleaders 📣 use? Megaphone sounds possible for this water monkey park though
gus
gus Pred dnevom
8:54 the chimp
the_dogeboi
the_dogeboi Pred 2 dnevi
1/5 WRRRYYYYY KONO DIO DA to much sun
Logan Stewart
Logan Stewart Pred 2 dnevi
3:54 literally? What do they give you a can of red bull on the way down?
Ryan Webley
Ryan Webley Pred 3 dnevi
That tee shirt is hilarious
One
One Pred 3 dnevi
6:51 was it the person doing the review or was it gus that accidentally viewed a zoo review without checking? I feel like you pulled a sneaky breaky there gus
Alex Dom
Alex Dom Pred 3 dnevi
"I'll just cut a hot one, get the man ralphin" lmao
Lawyer Dog
Lawyer Dog Pred 3 dnevi
"Maybe like babies wanna go there idk. Well I mean I guess they do have pretty good corn dogs"
fresher turtle
fresher turtle Pred 3 dnevi
There is a review on a pet daycare in my town that said something along the lines of, “my I had them take care of my dog for two days and when I picked him up he was covered in what I think is pee. So disappointed.” And they still left it with 2 stars.
Savannah Hizer
Savannah Hizer Pred 4 dnevi
tbf to google guides (maybe i am one...), whenever you have your location on, google bombards you with questions about the places you went and incentivizes wordy reviews with point tiers. great video! just subbed to ian :)
Pie Avenger
Pie Avenger Pred 4 dnevi
Why does Ian say Chim-pansy
Aunt bill
Aunt bill Pred 5 dnevi
Ian and gus. Ian and gus. Ian and gus. Ian and gus. Ian and gus. Ian and gus.
Jenn Hoff
Jenn Hoff Pred 5 dnevi
"Asian started trending and you were like, 'We gotta get one on 'em on here!!!' " ;'D ;'D ;'D ;'D That made me burst out laughing! SO clever! ;'D
Trystan Franziskus
Trystan Franziskus Pred 5 dnevi
Poglick
Heika
Heika Pred 5 dnevi
In a public, olympic-sized swimming pool there are on average 50 gallons of urine
Shane Sullivan
Shane Sullivan Pred 5 dnevi
I like the implication that puke and blood is fine, but puke, blood AND spit is just way over the line.
His Majesty Sir Michael Cuthbertson II
His Majesty Sir Michael Cuthbertson II Pred 5 dnevi
Re=ρdv/μ
thomas burrows
thomas burrows Pred 6 dnevi
I like ya shirt gus. Ya funny guy
Fenderak
Fenderak Pred 8 dnevi
When will you finally drop that Ian guy.. I can't watch anything he's in. He's killing your channel.
Inka Koutná
Inka Koutná Pred 8 dnevi
The only two reasons I leave reviews on google (and yes I am kinda weird I guess) A: I was so happy with the experience I want to recommend that to everyone B: I am so angry and salty about the experience I need to get it out of my system and talking to my friends doesn't suffice
Crisp Lad
Crisp Lad Pred 8 dnevi
Cole got pooped on by the chimpanzee
CubingGodzilla-Nerd
CubingGodzilla-Nerd Pred 8 dnevi
0:00 why does he sound like pegasus
Dylan Henderson
Dylan Henderson Pred 9 dnevi
Ah well fr*ick guys I guess I better stop leaving reviews because even Guys thinks that's a bit weird
109367
109367 Pred 9 dnevi
So apparently there was a chimpanzee at a waterpark called Dixie Landin' in Baton Rouge, she has since passed away after living decades alone in a small cage
Elijah Jardine
Elijah Jardine Pred 10 dnevi
review by a local guide for a casino in my area said "never been heard it good"
BoredSights
BoredSights Pred 10 dnevi
Or or or the chimpanzee has free reign of the water park? Maybe it was “INHUMANE” for the people?
Sermarfil
Sermarfil Pred 10 dnevi
Oh. You are growing out that pretty hair. Sorry. New to your content
M L
M L Pred 10 dnevi
I red the channel link in the video as I am kung anyone else?
james borne
james borne Pred 11 dnevi
This idea would have opened a comedy time rift if it was in Theo Von’s hands on “This Past Weekend.” Had to stop watching thinking how funny he could make it 💀💀
Filip Golonka
Filip Golonka Pred 11 dnevi
6:12 Chimpanzee POW
LeeAnn Yanes
LeeAnn Yanes Pred 11 dnevi
Y’all should do zoos and aquariums!! I was looking at some for our local zoo and found some GOLD
grifty mc grift
grifty mc grift Pred 12 dnevi
"Whats the problem? Everyone pees in the pool" "Not from the diving board!"
Devan Cyril
Devan Cyril Pred 12 dnevi
Now look up Schlitterbahn in New Braunfels. That’s my town YOOOO
Kayden Wallkvist
Kayden Wallkvist Pred 12 dnevi
Yo
Peyton Roberts
Peyton Roberts Pred 12 dnevi
Gus- "people who leave public Google reviews are weird" Also gus- *makes public reveiw of public reviews
Lily Pollitt
Lily Pollitt Pred 13 dnevi
you need to put a trigger warning before the forced puke
AvatarJacksonThinksFrogsAreCool
AvatarJacksonThinksFrogsAreCool Pred 13 dnevi
Forest reviews be like: 0/5 too many trees not enough WiFi
CynicalBastardChild649
CynicalBastardChild649 Pred 14 dnevi
I own a water park; it's called Valley of the Dead, and you can find in Michigan only. I've been sued by over 2,000 people for injuries, and water quality but haven't lost a civil case yet!
денни
денни Pred 14 dnevi
6:00
GG - Gay goat
GG - Gay goat Pred 14 dnevi
8:52 or a chimp
Patrick Roher
Patrick Roher Pred 14 dnevi
Ok, I'm a little fn weird, maybe a little more than a little, after all I'm watching this channel.😜
Angela Hix
Angela Hix Pred 15 dnevi
All hail the mighty Gus waterpark
florina fromdepop
florina fromdepop Pred 15 dnevi
i just wanted to say that your outro song SLAPS
Berlyn Lanier
Berlyn Lanier Pred 15 dnevi
Y’all should do a small town skatepark reviews I’ve seen some weird skatepark reviews a personal favorite. “The hipsters scared my sister” one star
Stop le
Stop le Pred 15 dnevi
What small town has the land to put down a water park?
Real Human
Real Human Pred 15 dnevi
I-Is that a plastic bag shirt
Golden Measures
Golden Measures Pred 15 dnevi
what if the chimpanzee escaped?
ghan
ghan Pred 16 dnevi
Gus is a little silly
Eternal Void
Eternal Void Pred 16 dnevi
3:13 and I will never go to a water park :)
coffeekid
coffeekid Pred 16 dnevi
''it is lit'' you mean on fire
Joey David
Joey David Pred 17 dnevi
Do you think they mistook reaction to chlorine in their eyes with pink eye?
crxxpxer
crxxpxer Pred 17 dnevi
"Cause" or "Because" is not a reason.
Dyna Spas
Dyna Spas Pred 17 dnevi
1:33 how does he talk without moving his teeth or lips
Sonic Vitriol
Sonic Vitriol Pred 17 dnevi
Bruh you have a mullet
Kabir Kumar
Kabir Kumar Pred 17 dnevi
2/5 I don't find Ian funny.
Billie Eyelash
Billie Eyelash Pred 17 dnevi
Trying to see something real quick *❤* didn't work
Arcane Mouse
Arcane Mouse Pred 17 dnevi
No hate but you look like if you were in a video game You name would be UNCLE BILLY
MR PRICE
MR PRICE Pred 17 dnevi
To impress kaden is big pe pe
cOOLray13
cOOLray13 Pred 17 dnevi
Oh my god that Asian reference lol 😆😂🤣
Chris Davey
Chris Davey Pred 18 dnevi
so when I was a kid me and my friend actually did just straight up piss into the kiddie pool from the side.....so the lifeguard comes over and is like you cant do that and were like its the kiddie pool its 90% piss anyways is this really gonna tip the balance
moxxi to the max
moxxi to the max Pred 18 dnevi
fuck the straight girl saying it was gross to be hit on by a woman hgksldgkh girl a compliment is a compliment stop being so insecure
moxxi to the max
moxxi to the max Pred 18 dnevi
a review from my local water park: Forcing people to wear masks outside? Gross. Thanks for ruining this for people that think for themselves. Sheeple.
ZaQue Hutchings
ZaQue Hutchings Pred 18 dnevi
guS man...thanks for helping me with my musical production export line levels.... I love you more.
Animal Vigilant
Animal Vigilant Pred 18 dnevi
Ha. One of the reviews was mine
BlazingOwnager
BlazingOwnager Pred 18 dnevi
To the moon, Coinbase.... that aged... poorly.
G1 Sunstreaker
G1 Sunstreaker Pred 19 dnevi
For some reason the phrase "an actual spud" is putting me on the floor right now
peanut butter
peanut butter Pred 19 dnevi
Where is Eddie
Hania Kuzia
Hania Kuzia Pred 19 dnevi
gus and ian make the sad go away
Lola Vackam
Lola Vackam Pred 19 dnevi
Hi
Clara Jane
Clara Jane Pred 19 dnevi
actually the chimp in the waterpark is a real thing..... it was kept in isolation and died in 2017, look up blue bayou water park
Mr. Hubiverse
Mr. Hubiverse Pred 19 dnevi
Gus face turned so red at 1:12 lol
Noobses
Noobses Pred 19 dnevi
One star: re
Nathaniel The Animal
Nathaniel The Animal Pred 19 dnevi
8:51- it was that darn chimp
Cole Regier
Cole Regier Pred 20 dnevi
It was a fucking child, a child dumped out his shit log all over me
Cole Regier
Cole Regier Pred 20 dnevi
It was the worst fucking thing
Dietz Graphic Design
Dietz Graphic Design Pred 20 dnevi
your channel gives me the best vibes dude
Pops Sqaut-O
Pops Sqaut-O Pred 20 dnevi
Legend has it, if you come out of the pool via stairs/steps, start peeing, it blends in with the pool water dripping
David Zacik
David Zacik Pred 21 dnevom
Ö
J Ripper
J Ripper Pred 21 dnevom
Isn't kimberly in south africa
redneck walrus
redneck walrus Pred 21 dnevom
this isnt even in a small town tho its the capital of louisiana
Jimmy Williams
Jimmy Williams Pred 21 dnevom
I’m Jimmy Williams and I approve this video
Shisui Uchiha
Shisui Uchiha Pred 21 dnevom
It’s weird hearing my name said like 7 times lol
αյα αkαԵα
αյα αkαԵα Pred 21 dnevom
Who do I fight for unsubscribing me?!
Steven Jarreau
Steven Jarreau Pred 21 dnevom
He looks like a Asian markiplier and it’s awesome
Jäck Vids
Jäck Vids Pred 21 dnevom
What if he actually puke 🤷🏼
comeintotheforest
comeintotheforest Pred 22 dnevi
Eddy looks different in this video
Owen Edge
Owen Edge Pred 22 dnevi
He ment "dont choose it"
Jacob Moniz
Jacob Moniz Pred 22 dnevi
Oh look it’s me even tho it’s not really me
Michael C
Michael C Pred 22 dnevi
Do a video on sugar free gummi bear reviews from Amazon. You will not be disappointed
Your A Wizard Harry
Your A Wizard Harry Pred 22 dnevi
get wet, get wild, get cool, go bananas... take the second right of Santa Anita avenue
Vibes Forever
Vibes Forever Pred 22 dnevi
water park? those are rare in Canada.
Ghost_user
Ghost_user Pred 23 dnevi
Cory put his chicken on a water jet. Done it myself. Water straight up the bottleneck
pink
pink Pred 23 dnevi
Please do methadone clinic reviews next.
Mohammed Odeh
Mohammed Odeh Pred 23 dnevi
Look at a the reviews from this paintball place in Boston! (Stronghold Ops) The owner goes berserk on the reviewers XD
Yggdrasil9
Yggdrasil9 Pred 23 dnevi
Gus is looking more and more like the people who write these reviews
Hgui !
Hgui ! Pred 24 dnevi
Gus needs to join chuckle sandwhich
Raz Zelda
Raz Zelda Pred 24 dnevi
🥔
mags
mags Pred 24 dnevi
Go to the rec center lol! Its not that hard to find a cheap hot tub to use
Viggo W
Viggo W Pred 24 dnevi
how much did the water park pay you to make this video
Summer Manning
Summer Manning Pred 24 dnevi
Not me literally leaving a Google review for a pub yesterday because I wanted people to know what a good time I had and that it's super covid-safe and deserves to have business now that pub gardens are open in England. I must be weird lmao
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