@Gus Johnson was Almost Murdered Delivering Pizzas - I Should Have Died

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Gus Danger Johnson got his middle name delivering pizzas.
It’s Gus Week at Comedy Central (7/22/19 - 7/28/19). That means every day Gus Johnson will be appearing in a brand new video right here. He’s peeing on strangers in a Mini-Mock, confirming that spiders are laying eggs under your skin in Your Worst Fears Confirmed, debating toilet etiquette in Agree to Disagree and more.
Gather round as comedians tell you the hilariously dark stories of their near-death experiences. Told with a suspenseful campfire vibe and irreverently laughing in the face of death, you won’t believe how funny it is when your favorite people nearly met their grisly ends.
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Toast
Toast Pred 10 dnevi
If Gus wasn't so friendly-looking and charismatic he would have died.
Midnight Raven
Midnight Raven Pred 14 dnevi
I saw this in a SLpost clip and assumed this was on his channel. He seriously was on comedy god damn central?!
QuinnBeastmode3
QuinnBeastmode3 Pred 18 dnevi
I LIVE FARGOOOO
Elmo The Wise
Elmo The Wise Pred 26 dnevi
Poo
gromit mug [beer]
gromit mug [beer] Pred 27 dnevi
4:45
Catherine
Catherine Pred 27 dnevi
How was this person so brave that they spent all that time ordering and waiting for pizza
DiamondHelmet909
DiamondHelmet909 Pred mesecem
Now that I think about it this was the video that introduced me to Gus Johnson
Ttrain909
Ttrain909 Pred mesecem
Man, I’m upset, you beat out my county on meth, I’m sad
Harp dawg
Harp dawg Pred mesecem
4:27
Daniel Skora
Daniel Skora Pred mesecem
You know he's from a small town because he keeps pridefully stating the meth fact that isn't true
Master Of madness
Master Of madness Pred mesecem
4:28 that face
A Guy
A Guy Pred mesecem
It was me. Glad to see you made something of yourself with that money, Gus Johnson.
Liam Hayman
Liam Hayman Pred mesecem
Gus, don’t feel too bad! There is a guitar store in America called “the guitar store’’
Joe H.S
Joe H.S Pred mesecem
I think he forgot to mention he’s from a small town
Ateş Emir Eltutar
Ateş Emir Eltutar Pred mesecem
"This is not a point of pride" * blushes of pride *
Cullen Webb
Cullen Webb Pred mesecem
I bet somebody from the meth dens vouched for you at some point so these guys at the rundown house asked for you by name so they wouldn't get outed for squatting.
Samuel Zhao
Samuel Zhao Pred 2 meseci
Is this a true story
Quan Awagg
Quan Awagg Pred 2 meseci
Yo guys... the cc I brought from *Dumpsgang* on telegram work perfectly.....I just confirmed the unemployment benefits rn....omg I’m so happy sir thanks alot ✅✅✅
o0Avalon0o
o0Avalon0o Pred 2 meseci
It also looks like someone forgot to put that truck in park.
Chrollo
Chrollo Pred 2 meseci
Table guys gonna fuck me up
Pudding Pastej
Pudding Pastej Pred 2 meseci
Isn't this from dope as yola? or did yola steal from here?
Adam Moore
Adam Moore Pred 2 meseci
what size town did he live in
spooky boy
spooky boy Pred mesecem
small
GhostPants
GhostPants Pred 2 meseci
Should be Grantsburg, WI: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grantsburg,_Wisconsin
kristianTV1974
kristianTV1974 Pred 2 meseci
"With a hot pizza as my weapon of choice".
street
street Pred 3 meseci
Any one here because of Cold ones
EveryDayTrucker
EveryDayTrucker Pred 3 meseci
This is why I watch you Gus! I just learned something! I never knew they made $150 bills!!! 🤣
Call Me MUSTARD
Call Me MUSTARD Pred 3 meseci
This was the week with the panic attack right?
My Name is Jager
My Name is Jager Pred 3 meseci
I literally can’t tell if this is real, but Gus said it so I think it is.
James Koren
James Koren Pred 3 meseci
Bro I cant tell if this a joke
Jeremy Waters
Jeremy Waters Pred 3 meseci
Weird hearing Gus say fuck.
Chazz
Chazz Pred 3 meseci
Wait I thought this happened to Jessie Eisenberg
idek
idek Pred 3 meseci
I would’ve gave her address and name right before leaving the house
Maria
Maria Pred 4 meseci
Did this actually happen tho
Josh Williamson
Josh Williamson Pred 4 meseci
You must be from Modesto where I'm from hahaha😂 Meth Capitol😂
Nico Hammond
Nico Hammond Pred 4 meseci
is this a real story or just sposed to be funny? either way Gus is a great story teller. not surprised.
Mechapugzilla
Mechapugzilla Pred 4 meseci
This is the alternate timeline in Home Alone where the robbers kill the kid.
Laurel O'Brien
Laurel O'Brien Pred 4 meseci
My hometown literally had a pizza place called That Pizza Place lol
Kulorful Kush
Kulorful Kush Pred 4 meseci
This was stupid. Im definitely disliking this chit
Odd Zombie
Odd Zombie Pred 5 meseci
Gus: My County is one of the highest meth producing in the US Me: fuckin Detroit
PolyMorpheus
PolyMorpheus Pred 5 meseci
The way he says "ill f'n kill you gus johnson" kills me everytime, it reminds me of the little girl in this vine where it goes "gimme yo fakin monaayyyy"
ZacBeastBoi1
ZacBeastBoi1 Pred 5 meseci
This is funny as hell
PinkLeaf Mobile
PinkLeaf Mobile Pred 5 meseci
YES
PinkLeaf Mobile
PinkLeaf Mobile Pred 5 meseci
HECC
PinkLeaf Mobile
PinkLeaf Mobile Pred 5 meseci
Hecc
Chad Carey
Chad Carey Pred 5 meseci
Having lived in a small town I can tell you there are some scary guys in the woods.
Davi Melo
Davi Melo Pred 5 meseci
Definitely could have used some pizza safety
BLip
BLip Pred 5 meseci
Heard this story on the H3 Podcast
xFlores Squadx
xFlores Squadx Pred 5 meseci
Oof
Vicky Kaushik
Vicky Kaushik Pred 5 meseci
Wtf, where did my 3k likes comment go ?!?!?!
Jip Harbers
Jip Harbers Pred 5 meseci
:'(
SL Salmon
SL Salmon Pred 5 meseci
Yoooo reppin Polk county!! Meth capitol
Brad BBoro
Brad BBoro Pred 5 meseci
I am the tenth comment...
Coralthrone7547
Coralthrone7547 Pred 5 meseci
There is like 8 comments
Tanner Tingley
Tanner Tingley Pred 5 meseci
Oh cool statistically most role who see this now will see my comment!
Adam Nordmark
Adam Nordmark Pred 5 meseci
Uhhh 374k views, 15k likes, 6 comments wtf
I'm not qualified to say this, but
I'm not qualified to say this, but Pred 5 meseci
Yeet
Tropical Tunez
Tropical Tunez Pred 5 meseci
Gus
Grace Ortega
Grace Ortega Pred 5 meseci
They reset the comments :(
Adam Nordmark
Adam Nordmark Pred 5 meseci
I didn't even know they could do that
Stxtic
Stxtic Pred 5 meseci
why are the comments so recent
Bradley9 youtube
Bradley9 youtube Pred 5 meseci
There's only one comment!
Endie Pup
Endie Pup Pred 5 meseci
I Can’t Believe The Pizza Robber Got Gus With The Machete
Kingston Runga
Kingston Runga Pred 6 meseci
3:07
MFGaming
MFGaming Pred 6 meseci
4:46
Chance Kearns
Chance Kearns Pred 6 meseci
Gus almost got murdered by a burglar and he was like “HEY BITCH THE PIZZAS HERE” and left
ScumbagDan
ScumbagDan Pred 6 meseci
This is fake...or is it?
King Coulibaly
King Coulibaly Pred 6 meseci
Ok but, was there actually a girl? And if so, what happened to her?
cheesy cheese
cheesy cheese Pred 6 meseci
Gus: complains that a girl said his full name to a dude on the phone Also gus: literally put his full name out on the internet for millions and millions of people
Camyboy 10833 Ide
Camyboy 10833 Ide Pred 6 meseci
Greasy back pack hmmmmm is there a dead body in there
Typical Pro
Typical Pro Pred 7 meseci
My town also has 1 stoplight
Abiyyu Panggalih
Abiyyu Panggalih Pred 7 meseci
pizza time
Tai QT
Tai QT Pred 8 meseci
Glad they put in the upbeat music because that would’ve been scary
Dan the man 123
Dan the man 123 Pred 9 meseci
Where is his from I want to live somewhere with lots of snow
Mini Bobby
Mini Bobby Pred 9 meseci
They should do small town reviews at the pizza place
Lady Guwop
Lady Guwop Pred 9 meseci
If you die it was the table guy
CHEF
CHEF Pred 9 meseci
HAS HE TOLD THIS ON THE PODCAST I FEEL LIKE HE I HAVE HEARD IT BEFORE IN A LITTLE MORE DETAIL
Adrian Doray
Adrian Doray Pred 9 meseci
there is a moral, dont give ur real name to random people
shiro gameplay
shiro gameplay Pred 9 meseci
Dame
Dylan Ducham
Dylan Ducham Pred 9 meseci
came back to this after i got my gus's pizza hat xD
Michelle Watson
Michelle Watson Pred 9 meseci
Is this real
Goobassy
Goobassy Pred 9 meseci
Put this man in films please youll do yourself a favor
JohnnyBadboy
JohnnyBadboy Pred 10 meseci
The editing is like investigation discovery.
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
♂️☯️♀️
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
♀️♐♂️
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
♂️☯️♀️
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
♀️☯️♂️
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
⚜♾♻️
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
Love 2 all unite
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
Nothing wrong with boob jobs though
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
Yes I know its obvious I'm desperate for attention
Synergous
Synergous Pred 7 meseci
please for the love of everything, shut the fuck up
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
I am 43 years old but look 30 something
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
I'm blonde dirty blonde blue eyes with colored altered photos purples and blues grey and whites no more wife I am female but I don't like females like that typically anymore btw boys and no other Sabrina wife I am not hitting on your husband
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
Its horse and heaven city and in Washington My fake home
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
I'm trying to find home every one knows this. I just changed my city lastnight. I'm pretty sure horse heaven I know Washington
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
Horse heaven Washington
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
Oh I just changed my city to fake city
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
Please Facebook me Natalie Starr Austin
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
We are not Facebook friends right now but you will still see me reference her and she is on wall in my history
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
Sabrina Austin but by marriage to her ex Chris Austin
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
Paradise by the fire. In California. But closer to Quincy or Oroville. Highway 70. I don't have a car I was dropped off by close friends after leaving abusive wife who I am now back at home with since around march 18 19th who is also Sabrina
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
That's where the gold comes from jackass creek
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
Saw from kitchen window
nat Austin
nat Austin Pred 11 meseci
Prime gold there near Paradise California Jack ass creek
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